Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need - Softcover

"Step 1: Buy this book. Step 2: There is no second step."
Farah Miller, editor Huffington Post Parents

"If Vienna's CTFD had been available four years ago, the money I could have saved on antacid and Grecian Formula would easily fund my daughter's first year of college."
—Dave Engledow, author of World's Best Father

"David Vienna is a singular voice of reason amidst the obnoxious echo chamber of parenting philosophies and self-help guru-dom. His humor will persuade you to let your guard down, and his honesty in the face of one of life s greatest challenges raising children will have you feeling sane again."
—Charlie Capen, creator HowToBeADad.com

"We've become a nation of risk-averse, safety-obsessed, Purell-loving freaks, and David Vienna thinks it's time that we all just calmed the f*ck down. Hilarious, helpful and most importantly the antidote to the age of over-parenting."
—Melissa Sher, creator of Mammalingo.com

"I've been trying to calm the f*ck down since the minute I found out I was pregnant with my first baby. Literally. Like, I'm medicated for it now so I'm mostly okay, but this book is like yoga for my obsessed-mother mind. I feel so Zen after reading it! And I also got a great ab workout from all the laughs. I think it should be required reading for all parents. Heck, can it just be required reading for everyone? Because I think parents and non-parents alike could use a little CTFD when it comes to dealing with kids."
—Jill Krause, author of Baby Rabies